What's red, 3 feet long, and serves no purpose whatsoever?

I have no idea, but here it is, if you want to try to guess:

Looks like some sort of glove-thing.

....With a tail. Maybe it's a snake costume for your hands?

Or a new kind of sock. Looks like broccoli.

Maybe I'm just wearing it backwards.

Or I'm completely wrong and it's really a costume so your stuffed animals can go as a tornado for Halloween.

Or so your Aardvark can become an armadillo.

The Wizard of Paws.

And where's Loco? He's the one who drew the thing.

This Is Smiley Man.

Smiley Man has a fondness for broccoli.